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FutileSoul
post Mar 12 2007, 23:44
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1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA

3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.

6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vagina's in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA

9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER

10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA

12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA

13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER

16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER

17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER

18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER

19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER


20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER

PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER


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post Mar 13 2007, 00:07
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post Mar 13 2007, 07:13
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post Mar 13 2007, 18:45
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post Mar 13 2007, 22:57
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PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER grin.gif grin.gif


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post Mar 16 2007, 20:07
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Right Ladeeeeeeee's .. while the rest of the 'boys' are out on the beer........................smiling.gifsmiling.gif


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post Mar 17 2007, 13:18
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1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

I've only ever seen wet ones?

4.If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

Arent all pussies shaved?

14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER

Technically there are tell tail signs to being first with a vag

20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER

Try harder!!


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post Mar 22 2007, 19:37
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post Apr 11 2007, 09:07
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LOL, Don't no which i prefer though, Hmmm probably Pussy as you get more fun 8)


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post May 8 2014, 02:12
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beer always women can ait
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post May 8 2014, 13:32
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post May 10 2014, 07:41
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QUOTE(FutileSoul @ Mar 12 2007, 23:44) *
1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER

Depends on the vagina. smile.gif
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post May 10 2014, 09:15
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Lol beer ftw!
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post May 16 2014, 08:45
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Beer > Vagina sometimes.
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post May 17 2014, 16:51
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post May 17 2014, 23:20
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perhaps a beer filled vagina.


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post May 19 2014, 00:52
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I am going to have a beer.
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post Sep 9 2014, 06:23
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post Sep 9 2014, 17:47
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post Sep 10 2014, 02:38
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That all may be true but I would still take this Attached File  max_billy_005_0037.jpg ( 175.54k ) Number of downloads: 3










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